To alllllll the people who are currently, and have previously, picked themselves a winner (and by this I mean digging for gold in their own personal goldmine (and by this I mean picking a goddamn booger)) whilst driving in their cars, I have this to say:

I CAN SEE YOU.

WE CAN ALL SEE YOU.


For chrissakes! You do not have tinted windows, my friend, and I have eyes, so let's all keep our fingers OUT OF OUR NOSES.

If I had a damn dollar for EVERY TIME I have seen this act occur, well.. I'd have a lot of fucking dollars.

I mean, I've done it, sure, I'll admit it.. but at least AT LEAST I have a looksee around to see if I will be witnessed. Much as if I were PICKING MY NOSE ON THE GODDAMN STREET because that's BASICALLY what you are doing.

So, please, for the love of god, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, please stop it.