NUMBER THREE IN A SERIES OF ADVICE FOR THE SINGLE MAN

When contacting a person for the purpose of beginning a dialogue via an internet dating site that will hopefully lead to a satisfying and mutually beneficial intimate relationship, do not begin this dialogue by insulting the person you are contacting.

Saying things like:

What do you do? It sounds stupid and boring. Let's get coffee!

Or perhaps the more subtle:

Wow, do you always say so much? Is there anyway to get you to shut up? I can't wait to meet you!

And the ever popular:

You're sense of humor is CRAZY! You must be a CRAZY PERSON. Care for dinner and a movie?

These are not the ways to gain entrance into a person's heart, or for that matter, their pants.

Apparently, there is some 'foolproof way to get chicks to sleep with you' method out there that involves being nice to 'hot chicks that normally wouldn't give you the time of day' and then insulting them. Throws them off their game. Intrigues them.

Well, if that's what you're into, don't forget the nice part first.

And, good luck when those women go psychotic on you. Hope your number isn't listed.