Maybe this is just me and something I would think of..

But outside my window at work, there is a tree, all twiggy and bare from winter.

On this tree, on the tops of the twiggy branches is a gaggle of starlings sitting all fluffed up and puffy feathered one to a branch.

I have the VERY STRONG URGE to go out there and SQUEEZE THOSE STARLINGS.

The fluffy little feather nuggets. I WANNA SQUEEZE 'EM REAL BAD.

Ooooh yes.. here birdy bird.. come to the nice lady... I SQUEEZE YOU.

So, right, maybe that's just something I would think of...