A CLARIFICATION:

Librarians do not HAVE all knowledge. We do not know EVERYTHING. We are not ALL KNOWING. We are not GOD (for lack of a better term).

If we were we sure as shit wouldn't be sitting here shooshing your goddamn ass.

No no, we do not KNOW everything, however! We know how to FIND everything.

It's close, but it takes a bit longer.

See the difference?

Good.