Just a couple of recent life lessons from the land of the Twicksie.

1. Wearing pants that are too tight WILL RUIN YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING* DAY.

2. Sometimes NO MATTER HOW GODDAMN FUCKING* HARD YOU TRY, you just don't get what you want.


*This post brought to you by the phrase "goddamn fucking". Which, by the way, is so GODDAMN FUCKING IRONIC, you have no idea. feh.