Seriously..

Can I get a show of hands for all the other party people out there that do this?

Aaaallll the other people that actually MAKE UP FAKE FANTASY SOCIAL SCENARIOS to be worried about. So much so that they can't sleep.

Show of hands? Anyone?

Something like 'ooh well, WHAT IF I decide that the guy that I'm FAKE DATING isn't as cool as this other guy that I HAVEN'T EVEN MET AND DOESN'T EXIST THAT I MIGHT ALSO LIKE TO FAKE DATE?'

I mean like, WHAT THEN? That could be like TOTALLY awkward, right?

Um, do they give out lobotomies with flu shots yet? Could I maybe get in on that?

Or have they run out of LOBOTOMIES TOO? UGH...

It's SO not easy being green, people, it's sooooooo not easy..