Ok, something else to consider is this:

potatoes 'do not equal' chicken.

They just sure as shit don't.

Think about it for a minute.

Especially you, person in charge of a particular soup establishment near where I work. Think long and hard about how potatoes and chicken are not equal.

Do not tell me that a soup is 'chicken pot pie' when in fact it is 'potato pot pie'. Do you think I do not know the difference? Do you think I AM A FOOL?

Do, not, person serving me this soup with a smile, look me in the eye and say that it is good enough for a filling hearty meal. Do not do this.

Do not do this because I happen to know something that you seem to not understand or want to know for yourself and that is this:

potatoes DO NOT EQUAL chicken.