Ok, so, I get it... no really I GET IT.

Life is all about learning to deal with constant disappointment, and we all die alone.

RIGHT. POINT TAKEN, THANKS.

I think I've learned that little life lesson, can I go home now?

Or do I need to be constantly reminded OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

Is there some church or someplace I can go to like get the word out to 'god' or who ever that I am SO TOTALLY GETTING IT and I'm ALL SET with the life lessons?

As in 'don't worry, I've totally given up all hope so you can stop RAMMING the point down my fucking throat'?

Hmm? Anyone know a place like that? I have money, I am willing to pay to make it stop. Do I need to sacrifice some sort of game bird to someone?

I'm not asking for hope to be restored, but like, if I could stop having shit dangled in front of my face only to be quickly snatched away, that would be cool. I'm happy to live in a neutral unexpectant place, calm seas, even keel.

I just don't see how like, statistically, EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN SITUATION I AM PRESENTED WITH just DOESN'T WORK OUT. I mean you'd think like STATISTICALLY something should pan out, right? I mean, RIGHT? What are the odds??

I must have been a real fucking asshole in my previous life.

A real fucking asshole.