Yeah, you may think I'm a bitch, but no, you can't borrow a pen.

Sorry!

If your compatriots had been responsible with their pen borrowing privledges, maybe we wouldn't be in this situation, would we?

If your fellow students had thought about the consequences their selfish actions would have on their demographic AS A WHOLE and hadn't taken all my pens from me AND MY TAPE DESPENSER FOR TWO SEMESTERS IN A ROW, you could borrow my pen.

But they didn't. And you can't.