Two Random Thoughts Brought to You by Me, a One Ms. Twicksie Carmichael*

Random thought number 1: Yeah, I like the foam soap. I like it. All foamy and fresh and clean. There's less work to do with the lathering. I really like it.

Random thought number 2: I think it's safe to assume that people who skimp on the hot fudge sauce (and you know who you are) are most probably definitely really really bad in bed.

*names changed to protect the moronic