This is ridiculous

I like me a big boy! WHO'S A BIG BOY?!?!

Oh and here he is in action (before his daddy was discovered):



Notice how NICE all the ASPCA folks seem. Definitely not from good ol' massatwoshits where they'd be like 'come 'er ya fat fuckah!' and 'look at thah fat fuckah chow on 'is chow, fuckah.' Nice.

Here's an article that explains it all

Here's the video about the reunion with his daddy

And here is something that is very ridiculous involving fluffy cats and swimming also from the West Coast:



I am not a crazy cat lady. Really.