Twicksie's prescription for feeling better when, EVEN YOUR FAT PANTS are feeling tight:

Have a look around and pick out ladies that seem to be the same size/shape as you and think to yourself, "Yeah, I'd hit that shit."*

It's very helpful.



*this is, of course, if I were interested in 'hitting the shit' with the ladies, which sadly, I am not, but it don't mean a girl can't browse!