Wow wow and wow.

Apparently this shit is totally real. I realize I'm probably the last to hear about it, but if not, do enjoy.

http://gonzorangers.com/?page_id=147

I have stories, but nothing *quite* this bad, *almost* this bad, but not *quite* this bad.

And although I *everevereversoslightly* feel bad for Mr. Darren because he's obviously INCREDIBLY socially retarded, delusional, hates his mother and whatnot, and probably had had many many first dates and no second ones and as we all know that's tiresome, MY GOODNESS IS HE A CRAZYPANTS. Sadly he is such a crazypants that he won't learn any lesson from this other than the world really IS out to get him, but maybe he'll at least get some therapy to deal with the stress of it all.

Besides that, I have to say that Joanne has done what I have dreamed of doing and it actually worked.

It's SO brilliant of her. Truly.

People often don't have much of a defense when others get all crazypants on them, but now, thanks to the Interweb, we can shout "NO MEANS NO, JACKASS" so all corners of the world can hear it.

Nothing says "fuck off" like a worldwide humiliation campaign.