This morning, on the T (that's "Boston" for "subway"), I saw a perfectly lovely woman who was DEFINITELY OLDER THAN 18 (in which case there was no excuse) wearing bubble gum pink LEGGINGS, patent leather ballet flats and black BABY DOLL DRESS WITH A HEADBAND.
NO. NO. AND NO.
I am NOT OLD ENOUGH to see the fashion from the first season of Friends back in style. I AM NOT.
NO.
I REFUSE THAT WOMAN'S OUTFIT.
And to those of you that think those goddamn early eighties rocker tight-to-the-ankle jeans are a good idea, YOU ARE WRONG. Even goddamn KATE MOSS looks like a fat cow in those.
NO.
Je refuse.
NO. NO. AND NO.
I am NOT OLD ENOUGH to see the fashion from the first season of Friends back in style. I AM NOT.
NO.
I REFUSE THAT WOMAN'S OUTFIT.
And to those of you that think those goddamn early eighties rocker tight-to-the-ankle jeans are a good idea, YOU ARE WRONG. Even goddamn KATE MOSS looks like a fat cow in those.
NO.
Je refuse.
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